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« Thread Started on Oct 25, 2009, 3:23pm » | |
You Know Your a Drunk When:
Contrary to popular opinion, you don’t drink all the time.
You just enjoy having a few civilized night caps, day caps, afternoon caps and morning caps.
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« Reply #1 on Oct 25, 2009, 3:25pm » | |
You Know Your a Drunk When:
The first thing you think when you can’t find your wallet is, “Great, now how am I going to buy beer?”
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« Reply #2 on Oct 30, 2009, 4:08am » | |
You know your a drunk when you show up to brewery tours wearing fins and a snorkel.
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« Reply #3 on Nov 7, 2009, 6:35am » | |
You Know Your a Drunk When:
You fell down two flights of stairs and didn’t spill a drop. ![[image]](http://bestsmileys.com/beatup/2.gif)
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« Reply #4 on Nov 7, 2009, 9:18am » | |
.....love this rule #62 post!
If you ever have to jump out of a broken airplane with a parachute on.....
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It is _ SUGGESTED _ that you pull the rip cord!
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« Reply #5 on Nov 8, 2009, 7:59am » | |
You know you are a drunk when you say:
"God help your soul if you have one more drink than me."
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« Reply #6 on Nov 9, 2009, 2:33pm » | |
You Know Your a Drunk When:
You give yourself a field sobriety test before you go on a beer run.
*One of the ways I used to lie to myself. I'd do this while hold on to the back of the couch.* ![[image]](http://bestsmileys.com/nono/4.gif)
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« Reply #7 on Nov 16, 2009, 3:25am » | |
You Know Your a Drunk When:
You call an ex-friend at 3am to ask what he meant by that remark last July.
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« Reply #8 on Nov 16, 2009, 11:35am » | |
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