Post by majestyjo on Dec 20, 2014 11:04:14 GMT -5
IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption=20 of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Isn't it time you asked YOUR doctor about Chardonnay?
For many years, I denied my alcoholism. I didn't like red wine, champagne, or the rose. I didn't like beer, gin, or vodka. Didn't like scotch or brandy and sweet laquers, so I couldn't be an alcoholic. Alcoholics will drink anything. They drink it straight. I always drank mine with Coca-Cola. Cola was my first addiction, so I could justify that but still had trouble with the thinking. That is the part of my disease I learned to identify. It isn't how much you drink or what you drink or use, it is how it affects you when you drink it.
Daffy Duck
1 oz of Vodka
3 oz of Baby Duck white wine
When I drink alcohol, I take flight of another kind. It certainly isn't spiritual.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption=20 of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Isn't it time you asked YOUR doctor about Chardonnay?
For many years, I denied my alcoholism. I didn't like red wine, champagne, or the rose. I didn't like beer, gin, or vodka. Didn't like scotch or brandy and sweet laquers, so I couldn't be an alcoholic. Alcoholics will drink anything. They drink it straight. I always drank mine with Coca-Cola. Cola was my first addiction, so I could justify that but still had trouble with the thinking. That is the part of my disease I learned to identify. It isn't how much you drink or what you drink or use, it is how it affects you when you drink it.
Daffy Duck
1 oz of Vodka
3 oz of Baby Duck white wine
When I drink alcohol, I take flight of another kind. It certainly isn't spiritual.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.