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Post by SunnyGirl on Aug 25, 2012 14:42:33 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Aug 26, 2012 13:35:54 GMT -5
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Post by Lin on Aug 28, 2012 13:15:36 GMT -5
These are so funny! thanks everybody!
LIN
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Post by SunnyGirl on Aug 29, 2012 14:00:45 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 6, 2012 13:10:08 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 7, 2012 13:11:51 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 9, 2012 15:00:14 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 15, 2012 12:13:58 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 17, 2012 14:29:54 GMT -5
 In his search for peace of mind wily old alcoholic goes to see a psychologist. After an in depth examination the psychologist says.... ‘ I know what the problem is, you have a split personality.’ The drunk says ' thats great, thanks doc how much do I owe you?' The psychologist says ‘that will be 90 dollars please.’ The alcoholic says 'there's 45 you can get the rest from the other guy!’ |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Sept 28, 2012 12:59:22 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 9, 2013 17:39:49 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 24, 2013 15:44:56 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 29, 2013 1:32:04 GMT -5
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Post by BW on Mar 29, 2013 12:29:12 GMT -5
LOL...I love it!!!!!
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Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 30, 2013 13:57:34 GMT -5
Two men lost their long-time drinking buddy
to alcoholism. At the funeral, as they passed
by the open casket, one remarked to the other,
"Sam sure looks good."
The other replied,
"He ought to, he hasn't had a drink in three days!"
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jun 19, 2013 14:09:16 GMT -5
 Serenity is not the absence of conflict,
but the ability to cope with it..... |
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Post by BW on Jun 24, 2013 16:02:04 GMT -5
Here is a new one to me I clicked the "THANK YOU" button on another forum and got a pop up box that said... 'FIRST CHILD' .... NULL  got me to laughing so hard I didn't even think to take that personally or get impatient that the puter is not doing what it's posed to be doing  |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jun 25, 2013 13:37:17 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jul 7, 2013 15:36:31 GMT -5
 The hunter quickly prayed to God,
"Lord, grant me protection and make this bear a Christian."
The bear suddently stopped and raised his front paws
towards Heaven and said,
"Lord, bless this food, I'm about to eat." |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jul 7, 2013 15:38:43 GMT -5
Call 1-800-NOT-HING: Half measures are our specialty. We allow all addicted people to rationalize and justify whatever their minds can manufacture. And please check out our sister company that specializes in half truths 1-80W-HAT-EVER. Call 1-800-SEL-FISH: Of course it's all about you. We want to hear all about you. We want to help you remain focused on just you. Intensive sessions may result in colon/cranial merging... Gift wrap is available on request. Call 1-800-ENA-BLER: For when the addicted person would rather be rescued instead of recover. |
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.
Jun 20, 2021 7:32:46 GMT -5
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.
Jun 20, 2021 7:32:46 GMT -5