Post by stickmonkey on Apr 2, 2007 13:02:19 GMT -5
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Directions to NA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.
NA: Being a part of something is more important that being the center of attention.
NA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers and reminisce.
NA romance.... the odds are good... but the goods are odd.
NA: Look for a way in; not for a way out.
NA: We are not reformed drug users, but informed addicts.
NA has no fixed address -- you can take it with you.
NA: We are here for a reason, not for the season
NA Groups: A NA group will be judged by the worst behavior of its members
Before I came to NA I was dead, but did not know enough to lie down.
In NA there are no losers -- just slow winners
Addict (as defined by self): A piece of crap that the universe revolves around.
Addict: Someone who refuses to give up a life of failure without a fight.
Addict: A person who when s/he goes to a wedding, wants to be the bride and when s/he goes to a funeral, wants to be the corpse.
An addict is someone who wants to be held while isolating.
Addict: "I may not be much, but I'm all I think about."
Addict: "If I wasn't an addict, I'd use all the time!"
Addicts burn their bridges in front of them.
An addict is someone who finds something that works and then stops doing it.
If you think that you are an addict, chances are you are.
An addict is a person with two feet planted firmly in mid-air.
Non-addicts change their behavior to meet their goals; addicts change their goals to meet their behavior.
An addict can be in the gutter and still look down on people.
High bottoms have trap doors
If the cure works, chances are you have the disease.
Three most dangerous words for an addict: "I've been thinking"
You know how an Addicts lie'n his lips are moving .
Directions to NA: Just go straight to hell and make a u-turn.
NA: Being a part of something is more important that being the center of attention.
NA is the only place where you can walk into a room full of strangers and reminisce.
NA romance.... the odds are good... but the goods are odd.
NA: Look for a way in; not for a way out.
NA: We are not reformed drug users, but informed addicts.
NA has no fixed address -- you can take it with you.
NA: We are here for a reason, not for the season
NA Groups: A NA group will be judged by the worst behavior of its members
Before I came to NA I was dead, but did not know enough to lie down.
In NA there are no losers -- just slow winners
Addict (as defined by self): A piece of crap that the universe revolves around.
Addict: Someone who refuses to give up a life of failure without a fight.
Addict: A person who when s/he goes to a wedding, wants to be the bride and when s/he goes to a funeral, wants to be the corpse.
An addict is someone who wants to be held while isolating.
Addict: "I may not be much, but I'm all I think about."
Addict: "If I wasn't an addict, I'd use all the time!"
Addicts burn their bridges in front of them.
An addict is someone who finds something that works and then stops doing it.
If you think that you are an addict, chances are you are.
An addict is a person with two feet planted firmly in mid-air.
Non-addicts change their behavior to meet their goals; addicts change their goals to meet their behavior.
An addict can be in the gutter and still look down on people.
High bottoms have trap doors
If the cure works, chances are you have the disease.
Three most dangerous words for an addict: "I've been thinking"
You know how an Addicts lie'n his lips are moving .