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Post by majestyjo on Oct 29, 2016 17:32:15 GMT -5
Halloween Puns
Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost when they got in their car? A: Fasten your sheet belt.
Q: What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster? A: Hello. Hello. Hello.
Q: What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun? A: A Skele-tan.
Q: Who are some of the werewolves' cousins? A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
Q: Why did the spider buy a car? A: He wanted to take it for a spin.
Q: What do little ghosts drink? A: Evaporated milk. |
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Post by majestyjo on Nov 1, 2016 18:41:59 GMT -5
Some Halloween Jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
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Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.
Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A: Because everyone was a goblin!
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.