Post by majestyjo on Jul 14, 2018 16:58:14 GMT -5
My three year old son and I were passing by a McDonald's one day and he started begging me to get some "fench fies, pweeeez".
I didn't have any money on me and I told him "No, Mommy is broke"
He didn't complain he just accepted my answer.
A few days later we were driving past a McDonald's once again.
He was not having a happy day because we were stuck running errands all day.
So I offered, "Ryan do you want to get some french fries?"
And he perked up and smiled and said, "Why Mommy, are you fixed?"
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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well... they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man's feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he says.
I didn't have any money on me and I told him "No, Mommy is broke"
He didn't complain he just accepted my answer.
A few days later we were driving past a McDonald's once again.
He was not having a happy day because we were stuck running errands all day.
So I offered, "Ryan do you want to get some french fries?"
And he perked up and smiled and said, "Why Mommy, are you fixed?"
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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well... they feel a bit tight," replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man's feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth," he says.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.