Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 14, 2003 11:51:09 GMT -5
Tiff With O'Riley
"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked
Kelly, as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow, " said the very surprised
barkeep. "He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did, " Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did -- the Mrs. O'Riley's boob," Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was........
but not much use in a fight." ;D
"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked
Kelly, as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
"I got in a tiff with Riley."
"Riley? He's just a wee fellow, " said the very surprised
barkeep. "He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did, " Kelly said. "A shovel it was."
"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"Aye, that I did -- the Mrs. O'Riley's boob," Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was........
but not much use in a fight." ;D
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.