Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 14, 2003 11:57:19 GMT -5
Confident Man
A rather confident man walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks
at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art
watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,
he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then
because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains,
'd**n thing must be an hour fast.'
A rather confident man walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks
at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art
watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,
he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then
because I am wearing panties!'
The man explains,
'd**n thing must be an hour fast.'
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.