Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 15, 2003 14:40:06 GMT -5
George Carlin's theory of life........
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that,
a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die
first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years
until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
high school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
spend your last nine months floating....and you finish
off as an orgasm."
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? Death. What's that,
a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die
first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age
home.
You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years
until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
high school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
spend your last nine months floating....and you finish
off as an orgasm."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.