Manly Etiquette

[SunnyGirl]

Manly Etiquette

• Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be
  legally killed or beaten by his fellow partygoers.
  
  
• Under no circumstances may two men share an
  umbrella.
  
  
• It is OK for a man to cry under the following
  circumstances:
  a. When a heroic dog dies to save his master
  b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning
  her blouse
  c. After wrecking your boss' car
  d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The
  Crying Game"
  e. When his date is using her teeth
  
  
• Unless he murdered someone in your family, you
  must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
  
  
• If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his
  sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
  
  
• The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
  a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum
  waiting time is 6 minutes. For a girl, you have to wait
  10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on
  the classic 1-10 scale.
  
  
• pregnant doging about the brand of free beer in a friend's
  fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is
  unsuitable.
  
  
• No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday
  present for another man. In fact, even remembering
  your buddies birthday is optional.
  
  
• When stumbling upon other guys watching a
  sporting event, you may always ask the score of the
  game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
  
  
• It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only
  when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's
  delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.

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[mistyeve]

Dear Sunny Girl---This is funny & I
actually know men who are like this!!! LOL!!! Thanks! MISTYEVE