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Post by Lin on Nov 17, 2003 4:25:07 GMT -5
 THE THREE LITTLE PIGS The mind of a six year old is wonderful! Here's a First Grade true story... One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he probably said 'Holy nuts! A talking pig!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 17, 2003 11:39:57 GMT -5
hehehe.......
Cute story Lin, thanks for sharing! 
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Post by majestyjo on Jul 6, 2016 6:10:38 GMT -5
2 2 cute!  |
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Post by bunnypie on Jul 8, 2016 10:55:37 GMT -5
Reality Check!!!!  |
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Post by majestyjo on Jul 13, 2016 0:44:22 GMT -5
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"  |
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.