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Post by mistyeve on Nov 18, 2003 17:36:07 GMT -5
A Blonde has her Brunette friend come over to see her 2 new dogs. The brunette friend says to her "Wow those sure are nice dogs! What did you name them?" The Blonde says TIMEX & ROLEX. The Brunette says "What? those are stupid names for dogs!" The Blonde says "Hello! These are watch dogs!!!"
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Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 18, 2003 22:17:15 GMT -5
.....hehehe
Don't ya know I love dog jokes......
My dogs have a very BIG bark, they might double for "watch dogs" even if their names are Sonny & Biscuit!
Glad you stopped by today.... Hugs, ~SG~
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Post by Caressa2 on Nov 20, 2003 7:32:23 GMT -5
Good one! I always tell my friend Carey in Texas that I am a blonde by choice.
He loves sending me blonde jokes.
Here's one of his specials for you!
There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 20, 2003 11:56:00 GMT -5
Cute one .......
Thanks for sharing ( ( ( Caressa ) ) )
Hugs, ~SG~
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Post by mistyeve on Nov 20, 2003 13:29:13 GMT -5
I work in a car dealership and this one MIGHT be true!!! A blonde brings her car into the garage and it is chocking and coughing and dies out. The mechanic lifts up the hood and works on it for a while and tells the blonde "just crap in your carburator" she looks and him and says "how many times a day do I have to do that?" Just a little humor!!! LOL!!!!
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