Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 19, 2003 13:20:03 GMT -5
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of
a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he
cried out, the Lord appeared and asked.....
"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went
home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord in appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come
up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no'
to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will
say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But
Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take
care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is
always for an honorable and useful reason.
(Uh, yeah...sure....)
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here.........
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a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he
cried out, the Lord appeared and asked.....
"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared
with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave
him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went
home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord in appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.
It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come
up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no'
to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will
say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But
Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take
care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is
always for an honorable and useful reason.
(Uh, yeah...sure....)
I found a new site for jokes, lots and lots of cute jokes
here.........
www.radical-jokes.com/templates/view.php?go=genre&catid=23
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.