Advice to be passed on to your daughters

[SunnyGirl]

ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS

• Don't imagine you can change a man --
  unless he's in diapers.
  
  
• What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
  You shut the door.
  
  
• If they put a man on the moon --
  they should be able to put them all up there.
  
  
• Never let your man's mind wander --
  it's too little to be out alone.
  
  
• Go for younger men. You might as well --
  they never mature anyway.
  
  
• Men are all the same --
  they just have different faces, so that you can
  tell them apart.
  
  
• Definition of a bachelor;
  a man who has missed the opportunity to make
  some woman miserable.
  
  
• Women don't make fools of men --
  most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  
  
• Best way to get a man to do something--
  suggest he is too old for it.
  
  
• Love is blind--
  but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  
  
• If you want a committed man--
  look in a mental hospital.
  
  
• The children of Israel wandered around the
  desert for 40 years--
  even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
  
  
• If he asks what sort of books you're interested in--
  tell him checkbooks.
  
  
• Remember a sense of humor does not mean that
  you tell him jokes--
  it means that you laugh at his.
  
  
• Sadly, All men are created equal.

;D

[Lioness]

LOL

[janisptl]

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Hi Sunny Girl,

I loved the Advice to be passed on to your daughter.
I am going to share that with my 20 year old daughter
I loved the one about the only way you can change a man is if he's in diapers. And, if you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. ;D

God Bless!!

Janis

[lildee]

I love these. The funny thing though is most of them are true!!!! LOL
Love ya and God Bless
Arlene