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Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 21, 2003 12:47:05 GMT -5
Secret to a Great Marriage
My husband and I have the secret to making a marriage last. - Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant,
a little wine, good food and companionship. He goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- We also sleep in separate beds. His is in Florida
and mine is in NY.
- I take my hubby everywhere, but he keeps finding
his way back.
- I asked "honey", "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
- We always hold hands. If I let go, he's watching tv.
- He has a DVD player, digital camera, misc. drills and
saws, then he said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought him an electric chair.
- My hubby told me the car wasn't running well, there
was water in the carburetor I asked where the car was, he told me "In the lake."
- My husband is on a diet. Coconuts and ananas. He
hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can he climb a tree now!
- He ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late
for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
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Post by mistyeve on Nov 23, 2003 15:53:04 GMT -5
Dear Sunny Girl---These are funny!! they remind me of the comic Rodney Dangerfield!!! Hey are you married to him????!!! LOL! Inquiring minds want to know!!!-----Mistyeve
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