Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 28, 2003 11:13:48 GMT -5
Jigsaw puzzle
One morning, a blonde called her boyfriend and said,
Please come over and help me. I have this awesome
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to Start it."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?" The
blonde said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at
puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in
the door and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then he studies the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what
I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to
assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that
tiger."
Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a decaf cup of
coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." ;D
One morning, a blonde called her boyfriend and said,
Please come over and help me. I have this awesome
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to Start it."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?" The
blonde said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at
puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in
the door and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then he studies the box.
He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what
I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to
assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that
tiger."
Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a decaf cup of
coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." ;D
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.