Post by SunnyGirl on Nov 30, 2003 12:38:05 GMT -5
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when
one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells
at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in
the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say....
"WHO'S HORNY" .....and she acts like she's sound asleep."
one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells
at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in
the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say....
"WHO'S HORNY" .....and she acts like she's sound asleep."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.