Dogs and Light Bulbs

[SunnyGirl]

Dogs and Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

• Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  
  
• Rottweiler: Make me!
  
  
• Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light
  bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
  
  
• Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
  
  
• Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed
  me while he's busy.
  
  
• Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
  bouncing off the walls.
  
  
• Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
  
  
• thingyer Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
  the carpet in the dark.
  
  
• Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
  
  
• Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on
  the couch.
  
  
• Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my
  squeaky toys in the dark.
  
  
• Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
  
  
• Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
  
  
• Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
  in a little circle...
  
  
• Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I
  just ate was a light bulb?
  
  
• Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
  
  
• Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people
  change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the
  question is, how long before I can expect my light
  again?
  
  
• Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
  he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
  my nails will be dry.
  
  
• Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
  young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
  you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

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[Lin]

cute...I was looking to see if it listed Scotties or Schnauzers. That's what I have.

LIN