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Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 7, 2003 16:00:11 GMT -5
 Praying For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime,
the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began praying at
the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..."
"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied,
"No, but Grandma is!" [/b][/left][/color] |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 8, 2003 11:58:36 GMT -5
 Why Santa can't possibly be a man:- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught
wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...
having to be seen with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be
described even in jest as anything remotely
resembling a "bowlful of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless
somebody's wearing them.
- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously
inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would
require a commitment.
I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday
characters are men...- Father Time shows up once a year unshaven
and looking ominous. Definite guy.
- Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
- Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.
Any one of these individuals could pass the
testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick.
Not a chance. As long as we have each other,
good will, peace on earth, faith and Nat King Cole's
version of "The Christmas Song," it probably
makes little difference what gender Santa is.
I just wish she'd quit dressing like a guy!!! |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 8, 2003 12:04:23 GMT -5
It was the day after Christmas at a church in
San Francisco. The pastor of the church was
looking over the cradle when he noticed that
the baby Jesus was missing from among the
figures of the nativity set.
Immediately he turned and went outside and
saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the
wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well,
where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?" asked the pastor.
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas
I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he
would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would
give him a ride around the block in it." |
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Post by Lin on Dec 8, 2003 17:24:07 GMT -5
I loved teh middle one...how we know Santa is not a man.
Could also say...he never asks directions if he gets lost.
LIN
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.