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Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 9, 2003 12:58:15 GMT -5
Father Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues ____________________________________________
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck ! ____________________________________________
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow ! ____________________________________________
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause ! ____________________________________________
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar Santa drives a rusty car Press the starter Press the choke Off he goes in a cloud of smoke ! ____________________________________________
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws ! ____________________________________________
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe ! ____________________________________________
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" ! ____________________________________________
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ? ____________________________________________
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause ! ____________________________________________
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