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SunnyGirl
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Xmas Jokes Dec 12, 2003 14:05:20 GMT -5

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Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 12, 2003 14:05:20 GMT -5

Xmas jokes

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have
in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on
Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

God, Grant me the maturity
to accept what I'm feeling
and the courage to correct
the actions that I took
that made me feel this way.

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