the blond witness....

[SunnyGirl]

A blonde was summoned to court to
appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor
opened his questioning with.....

"Where were you the night of August 24th?"

"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness
stand. "I don't mind answering the question."

"I object!" the defense said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering,
there is no reason for the defense to object."

So the prosecutor repeated the question:

"Where were you the night of August 24th?"

The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."

[SunnyGirl]

Q.) What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ?
A.) A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q.) Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A.) So brunettes can remember them.

Q.) How do you describe the perfect brunette?
A.) 3 feet tall and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q.) Why did the brunette cross the road?
A.) Never mind, what is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q.) Whats good about a brunette midget?
A.) She's only half as ugly!

Q.) Why do brunettes take the pill?
A.) Wishful thinking.

Q.) What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A.) A hostage.