Post by SunnyGirl on Dec 28, 2003 16:42:20 GMT -5
Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? 
A.) Because red means Stop.
Q.) What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A.) The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q.) Why do blondes always fail driver's tests?
A.) Every time the car stops, they hop in the back seat.
Q.) What did the blonde's mom say before her daughter went out on a date?
A.) If you're not in bed by 10pm, come home!
There were 2 blonde girls and they went out to the
woods. One looked down and spotted some tracks.
She said those tracks were elk tracks. The other girl
said that they were deer tracks.
After an hour of arguing they both got hit by the train.
Q.) What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air?
A.) Collecting her thoughts.
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.
Q.) What are the first two things that a blonde does in the morning?
1. She introduces herself.
2. She goes home.
A.) Because red means Stop.
Q.) What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A.) The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q.) Why do blondes always fail driver's tests?
A.) Every time the car stops, they hop in the back seat.
Q.) What did the blonde's mom say before her daughter went out on a date?
A.) If you're not in bed by 10pm, come home!
There were 2 blonde girls and they went out to the
woods. One looked down and spotted some tracks.
She said those tracks were elk tracks. The other girl
said that they were deer tracks.
After an hour of arguing they both got hit by the train.
Q.) What's a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air?
A.) Collecting her thoughts.
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.
Q.) What are the first two things that a blonde does in the morning?
1. She introduces herself.
2. She goes home.
One day, a blonde was driving to California.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.