Why do men die first?

[SunnyGirl]

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know...

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect
  her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
  
  
• If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a
  pansy.
  
  
• If you work too hard ... there's never any time
  for her.
  
  
• If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-
  nothing bum.
  
  
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ...
  this is exploitation.
  
  
• If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ...
  you should get off your lazy behind and find something
  better.
  
  
• If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is
  favoritism.
  
  
• If she gets a job ahead of you ... it's equal
  opportunity.
  
  
• If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual
  harassment.
  
  
• If you keep quiet ... it's male indifference.
  
  
• If you cry ... you're a wimp.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're insensitive.
  
  
• If you make a decision without consulting her ...
  you're a chauvinist.
  
  
• If she makes a decision without consulting you ...
  she's a liberated woman.
  
  
• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...
  that's domination.
  
  
• If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.
  
  
• If you appreciate the female form and frilly
  underwear ... you're a pervert.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're gay.
  
  
• If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep
  in shape ... you're sexist.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're unromantic.
  
  
• If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're a slob.
  
  
• If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.
  
  
• If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full
  of yourself.
  
  
• If you don't ... you're not ambitious.
  
  
• If she has a headache ... she's tired.
  
  
• If you have a headache ... you don't love her
  anymore.
  
  
• If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.
  
  
• If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.

[Lin]

ROFL!

LIN

[preciouschihua]

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Suz

[lildee]

They die first because they don't have all the wonderful hormones that give us females PMS and menopause !!!