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SunnyGirl
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Top Ten New Year Resolutions Jan 1, 2004 17:19:51 GMT -5

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Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 1, 2004 17:19:51 GMT -5

Top Ten New Year Resolutions
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm
with which I answer my e-mail.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply,
"LOL... LOL!"

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes
just to get her phone number.

I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will think of a password for my computer other
than "password."

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail
addresses.

I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader

I will go into McDonald's and order a McSlurry

I will find out why the correspondence course
on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

God, Grant me the maturity
to accept what I'm feeling
and the courage to correct
the actions that I took
that made me feel this way.

preciouschihua EOR Lifeline Posts: 424	Top Ten New Year Resolutions Jan 4, 2004 0:12:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by preciouschihua on Jan 4, 2004 0:12:31 GMT -5 still scratching head on some of these, really now Tweety, ---- really! LOL Suz

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Top Ten New Year Resolutions

Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 1, 2004 17:19:51 GMT -5

Post by preciouschihua on Jan 4, 2004 0:12:31 GMT -5

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