Signs You Were At A Lame New Year's Eve Party

[SunnyGirl]

Signs You Were At A Lame New Year's Eve Party

• To give it a Times Square feel, everyone was groped,
  fondled and pick-pocketed
  
  
• The 'Party Hats' looked suspiciously like stolen traffic
  cones
  
  
• There's a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packet of
  shrimp you'd been eating all night
  
  
• It's January 6th
  
  
• Prison regulations required lights out at 10:00 pm
  
  
• The guests decided to start the midnight
  countdown at 10,000
  
  
• At midnight everyone gathered around to watch your
  Uncle Earl's pants drop
  
  
• You heard a guy doing a count down before using
  the bathroom
  
  
• The 'Champagne' tasted suspiciously like apple juice
  mixed with Alka Seltzer

Credit: The Late show with David Letterman

[preciouschihua]

ROFL
Suz
;D

[Lin]

ROFL...UGH on the 1995 dated shrimp!

LIN