Did you hear about the blond?

[SunnyGirl]

Did you hear about the blond?


Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to
cook Minute Rice?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi,
and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--
Mentally Deficient?

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates
was cheaper than day rates?

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the
ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist
camp for a game of strip poker?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her
cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

[lildee]

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler."

"Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[preciouschihua]

LOL
Suz
;D