Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 4, 2004 13:22:21 GMT -5
Snoring
A woman was having a terrible time sleeping. Her large
dog, which slept in the bedroom with her and her
husband, snored like a buzz saw. She contacted the
Vet who told her of an old remedy that was handed
down to him by an old Southern lady. He said when
the dog began to snore, tie a ribbon around the dog's
testicles.
Hoping for a good night sleep, she looked into her
sewing kit and found a short piece of red ribbon and
placed it on the night stand. When the dog began to
snore she got up and delicately tied the red ribbon
around the dog's testicles. The dog immediately
stopped snoring and stayed asleep. Amazing she
thought, and quickly went back to sleep.
Later that evening, her husband came home from a
night out with the boys, stumbled into the bedroom
and after undressing, flopped into bed. He immediately
began to snore loudly, waking his wife. She reasoned
that if it worked for the dog, maybe it would work for
her husband. She got up and went to her sewing kit
where she found a length of blue ribbon. Quietly and
softly she tied the ribbon around her husbands testicles
and he immediately quit snoring. She was amazed
again and promptly returned to sleep.
The next morning the husband awoke with a terrible
hangover and as he stepped into the bathroom to
relieve himself saw the blue ribbon around his testicles.
As he walked into the bedroom, he saw the red ribbon
around the dog's testicles. Through his haze, he
muttered off handily to the dog, "I don't know what
we did last night, but at least we finished first and second."
A woman was having a terrible time sleeping. Her large
dog, which slept in the bedroom with her and her
husband, snored like a buzz saw. She contacted the
Vet who told her of an old remedy that was handed
down to him by an old Southern lady. He said when
the dog began to snore, tie a ribbon around the dog's
testicles.
Hoping for a good night sleep, she looked into her
sewing kit and found a short piece of red ribbon and
placed it on the night stand. When the dog began to
snore she got up and delicately tied the red ribbon
around the dog's testicles. The dog immediately
stopped snoring and stayed asleep. Amazing she
thought, and quickly went back to sleep.
Later that evening, her husband came home from a
night out with the boys, stumbled into the bedroom
and after undressing, flopped into bed. He immediately
began to snore loudly, waking his wife. She reasoned
that if it worked for the dog, maybe it would work for
her husband. She got up and went to her sewing kit
where she found a length of blue ribbon. Quietly and
softly she tied the ribbon around her husbands testicles
and he immediately quit snoring. She was amazed
again and promptly returned to sleep.
The next morning the husband awoke with a terrible
hangover and as he stepped into the bathroom to
relieve himself saw the blue ribbon around his testicles.
As he walked into the bedroom, he saw the red ribbon
around the dog's testicles. Through his haze, he
muttered off handily to the dog, "I don't know what
we did last night, but at least we finished first and second."
Rick snores so bad sometimes it sounds like a freight train is coming through the house. Only joking, but it could be an interesting experiment. LOL 
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.