new cell phone....

[SunnyGirl]

I just got a new cell phone. Apparently, people will
try anything today, because these are some of the directions
that the company had to put in the manual:

• Never place your phone in a microwave oven as this will
  cause the battery to explode."
  (Aww! I wanted to cook my food and my phone at the same time!!)
  
  
• Do not impact the phone with sharp objects such as nails
  or animal's teeth."
  (But my cats love to use my phone!)
  
  
• Using a damaged battery or placing a battery in your mouth
  may cause serious injury."
  (Yummy!!)
  
  
• Do not charge the phone battery using the desktop charger
  and the travel charger simultaneously, this may cause the
  battery to be altered or damaged."
  (You mean plugging the phone into two chargers doesn't
  charge it twice as fast?!)

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[preciouschihua]

Ahhhhhhhh!
The altered battery, hum?? that must be what's wrong with mine,
I am sure I didn't put it in the micro-wave,
at least I hope not.
ROFL
Suz