Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 11, 2004 17:48:50 GMT -5
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE
IN A BAD CHURCH
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor,
Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the " Dr. Seuss Version. "
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.
-- "Bring Your Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a
two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.