Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 13, 2004 14:15:30 GMT -5
TRUTH IN HEALTH WARNING LABELS
If government is going to put health warning labels
on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little
truthfulness about the matter!
- WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to
wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off
a sh** truck at 100 yards. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like an idiot. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at 4 in the morning. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell the same boring story over and over again until
your friends want to smash your head in. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to thay shings like thish. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell the boss what you REALLY THINK while
photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the heck ever happened to your
pants (panties) anyway. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to roll over in the morning and see something really
scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead. - WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter
than some really, really huge biker guy named "Big Al".
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.