Mind Games that Dogs Play With Humans...

[SunnyGirl]

Mind Games that Dogs Play With Humans...

• After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM
  TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up
  and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially
  good if it's right before your humans bedtime.
  
  
• Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come
  home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin
  down and act as if you have done something really bad.
  Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house
  for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This
  only works when you have done absolutely nothing
  wrong.)
  
  
• Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it
  perfectly. Then the humans try to demonstrate it to
  someone else, stare blankly back at the humans.
  Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.
  
  
• Make your humans be patient. When you go outside
  to go 'pee,' sniff around the entire yard as your humans
  wait. Act as if the spot you choose to go pee will
  ultimately decide the fate of the earth.
  
  
• Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk
  always pick the busiest, most visible spot to go 'poo.'
  Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This
  works particularly well if your humans have forgotten
  to bring a plastic bag.
  
  
• When out for a walk, alternate between choking and
  coughing every time a strange human walks by.
  
  
• Hide from your humans. When your humans come
  home, don't greet them at the door. Instead, hide from
  them, and make them think something terrible has
  happened to you. (Don't reappear until one of your
  humans is panic-stricken and close to tears).
  
  
• When your human calls you to come back in, always
  take your time. Walk as slowly as possible back to the
  door.
  
  
• Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is
  set to go off and make the humans take you out for
  your morning pee. As soon as you get back inside, fall
  asleep. (Humans can rarely fall back asleep after going
  outside, this will drive them nuts!)

[preciouschihua]

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Suz