Post by Lin on Jan 23, 2004 3:47:42 GMT -5
Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!"
George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time. "You reek
of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss
couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie
bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he sh** in my pants, too.
suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!"
George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time. "You reek
of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss
couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie
bucks for the cleaning bill!"
Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he sh** in my pants, too.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.