Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 23, 2004 17:29:05 GMT -5
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say....
"Emma come first. Den I come.
Two asses, they come together. I come again.
Two asses, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come
once-a more.
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country we don't talk
about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"I justa tella my friend how to spella Mississippi!"
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.