....am I a polar bear?

[SunnyGirl]

There was this little polar bear who one day
asked his dad while they were scooping salmon
out of an Alaskan river.....
"Hey, dad, am I a pure polar bear?"

Dad Bear replied gruffly, "Not now, son....
wait til we get home then you go ask your
mama." (You know how dads are... )

Well, they get home and Baby Polar Bear
goes straight to his mother.

"Mom, am I a pure polar bear?"

Mother Bear looks so lovingly at her little
son and replies.........
"Why, son, of course you're a pure polar bear!

"Your gramma and grandpa on my side are pure
polar bears, and your gramma and grandpa on
your daddy's side are pure polar bears, so that
makes me and your daddy pure polar bears.
We had you, so that makes you a pure polar
bear, too!

Why do you ask?"

Baby Bear gives her those oh-so-sad
baby eyes and exclaims.........

"Because I'm frickin' freezin'!!"