Alligator

[SunnyGirl]

A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on
a leash. He walks over to the bar, and orders a
beer. The bartender says "Sorry sir. You can't
bring that alligator in here! It's a dangerous animal,
and you're scaring all of the patrons!"

True enough, the man looked around, and noticed
that everyone was standing on the tables, looking
very nervous.

"But wait!" he cried, "this alligator is tame! It wouldn't
hurt anyone!". However, the bartender is adamant.

"If", the man continues, "I can prove that this alligator
is not vicious, can he stay?".

"Well, I guess so", says the bartender, "however,
you're going to have a devil of a time proving to
everyone in here that that alligator is tame!"

The man smiles, and leans over the alligator.
"Ralph!", he shouts, "Sit up!" With that, he beats
the alligator on the head with his fist, bam, bam,
bam. And the alligator rears up on its tail.

"Ralph, open your mouth!" Bam, bam, bam. And
the alligator opened its huge mouth wide, revealing
row upon row of gleaming white teeth. The man the
man lays his ***** in the alligator's mouth, as the
entire bar crowd gasps.

"Ralph! Close your mouth, but DON'T BITE!" Bam,
bam, bam. As the man pummels the alligator on the
head, the giant mouth slowly closes, and stops just
short of biting the guy's ***** off.

The crowd sighs, and the man says "Ralph, open
your mouth!" Bam, bam, bam, and the alligator's
mouth opens wide again.

"There," says the man to the crowd, "now would
anyone else like to try this?"

A blonde in the back says .......

"Yeah, I'll try, but only if you promise not to hit me
on the head so hard".