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A bet in a bar... Jan 28, 2004 4:39:34 GMT -5

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Post by Lin on Jan 28, 2004 4:39:34 GMT -5

I bet I can bite both of my eyes

A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The
bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you
my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts
the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports
that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite
his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have
two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and
biting his other eye.

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A bet in a bar...

Post by Lin on Jan 28, 2004 4:39:34 GMT -5

Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 28, 2004 11:58:07 GMT -5

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