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Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 28, 2004 12:08:20 GMT -5
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY
8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
12:00 noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Dad! My favorite!
6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
8:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite! |
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 29, 2004 13:15:48 GMT -5
Life Lessons Learned From A Dog
If you stare at someone long enough,
eventually you'll get what you want.
Don't go out without an ID,
if you get lost your person will cry.
Be direct with people, let them know exactly
how you feel by urinating on their shoe.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting.
Never get caught with your head in the toilet.
When you do something wrong, always take responsibility,
(as soon as you are dragged out from under the bed)
If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
Don't smell crotches, don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair!
Don't rip the stuffing from the chair.
Don't chew my shoes, what is this mush?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the litterbox, it's for the cat.|
(And must you kiss me after that!?)
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don't despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years, you'll get back your life.
So let's go for walkies so you can do your "thing."
And maybe I'll get back my good diamond ring!
-unknown
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Post by preciouschihua on Jan 30, 2004 11:34:06 GMT -5
Now that sounds about right
Suz
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Post by SunnyGirl on Jan 30, 2004 14:42:02 GMT -5
Creation
When God made the earth and sky,
the flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals,
the fish, the birds, the bees.
And when at last He'd finished,
not one was quite the same.
He said I'll walk this world of mine
and give each one a name.
And so he traveled far and wide
and everywhere he went,
A little creature followed him
until its strength was spent.
When all were named upon the earth
and in the sky and sea,
The little creature said, " Dear Lord ",
there's no name left for me!"
Kindly the Father said to him,
"I've left you to the end,
I've turned my own name back to front
and called you Dog, my friend."
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.