Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 4, 2004 15:20:53 GMT -5
Learn from your Mistakes...
The other night I was invited out for a night with
the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by
midnight... "promise!"
Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was
going down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as a
skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I
realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for
having such a rapid, witty solution, even when
smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time
I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem
disturbed at all. Got away with that one, I thought!
Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock.
When I asked her why she said "Well, last night it
cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'oh f**k,' cuckooed
4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more....
... then farted."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.