Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 9, 2004 13:46:23 GMT -5
CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Sign-up by March 25th
(Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants.)
- How To Fill The Ice Cube Tray
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation - Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion - Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid
Splashing The Floor, Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics - Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video - Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Helpline And Support Groups - Learning How To Find Things:
Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning
The House Upside Down While Screaming - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics And Audio Tape - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials
(may be canceled due to unavailability of testimonials) - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulation - Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife
Online Class And Role Playing - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy:Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries,
Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions And Full Lobotomies
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.