biology instructor......

[SunnyGirl]

Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a
snobby suburban girl's junior college. During class one
day he asked his student, "Miss Simison, would you
please name the organ of the human body, which under
the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal
size, and define the conditions."

Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't
think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you
my parents will hear of this. "With that she sat down
red-faced.

Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the
same question. Miss Hakar, with composure, replied,
"The pupil of the eye, in dim light."

"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch.

"And now, Miss Simison, I have three things to say to
you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you
have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced
with a dreadful disappointment."