Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 11, 2004 14:37:33 GMT -5
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
- Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very
funny at all! - Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU
IDIOT! - Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? - Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
stop it! - Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. - The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. - Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back.....
What a joke. - Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake
thing yet. - How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth, you're just jealous. - Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.