AA Humor

[SunnyGirl]

First man: "I used to see things when I was drinking!"

Second man: "What kind of things?"

First man: "Well first there was this white rabbit...."

Second man: "Yes?"

First man: "And then pretty soon there were two huge white rabbits."

Second man: "So when did you decide to join the program?"

First man: "When they started multiplying!"


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Newcomer: "My conscience finally brought me to the Program."

Old-timer: "How so?"

Newcomer: " I kept seeing this eyeball staring at me from the bottom
of the glass! I'm sure it was my conscience."

Old-timer: "Probably an olive. But never mind---whatever works!"

[majestyjo]

Smiles.