Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 15, 2004 16:38:47 GMT -5
A Little Bit of Humor...
If You Are Unhappy...
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon
the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started
to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he
fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed
by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow
thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him
and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to
breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came
by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping
bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap, is not necessarily
your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep
your mouth shut.
If You Are Unhappy...
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow
who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon
the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started
to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he
fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed
by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow
thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him
and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to
breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came
by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping
bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap, is not necessarily
your friend.
3. And, if you are warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep
your mouth shut.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.