Post by lildee on Feb 15, 2004 16:46:29 GMT -5
Crazy Laws
Kentucky Crazy Law
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)
Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
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California Crazy Law
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
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New Jersey Crazy Law
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
Trenton
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
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Washington Crazy Law
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
Auburn
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
For more State crazy laws and jokes go to
www.ahajokes.com/dumb_laws.html
Kentucky Crazy Law
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)
Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
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California Crazy Law
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
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New Jersey Crazy Law
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
Trenton
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
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Washington Crazy Law
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breast feed in public.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
Auburn
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
For more State crazy laws and jokes go to
www.ahajokes.com/dumb_laws.html
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.