just received this one.....

[SunnyGirl]

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop
a beautiful young woman was waiting for
the bus. Dressed up for work, she was
wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus
rolled up and it became her turn to get on
the bus she became aware that her skirt
was too tight to allow her leg to come up
to the height of the bus' first step.

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick
smile to the bus driver, she reached behind
her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking
that this would give her enough slack to
raise her leg. Again she tried to make the
step onto the bus to discover she still could
not make the step.

So, a little more embarrassed she once again
reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little more. And for a second time she
attempted the step and once again, much to
her disgust she could not raise her leg because
of the tight skirt.

So with a coy little smile to the driver she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more
slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind
her in the line picked her up easily from the
waist and placed her lightly on the step of the
bus.

Well, she went ballistic and turned on the
would-be hero, screeching at him...........

''How dare you touch my body!!
I don't even know who you are!!''

At this the Texan drawled.......
''Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'' ;D ;D ;D ;D