I childproofed my house, but they still can get in

[SunnyGirl]

I childproofed my house, but they still can get in. ;D

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I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for
hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable
amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one
evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks
on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked
up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived
in the woods."


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A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat.
"The secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the
zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
The boy looked at her quizzically...

"Why does it have to be a secret?"


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