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Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 19, 2004 14:12:57 GMT -5
There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling....... "Hey Really Cute Princess!"
She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again. "Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!"
It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog.
The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?
There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.
Do you believe the story?
Well neither did her mother!
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Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 19, 2004 14:22:10 GMT -5
STILL FEELIN FROGGY ? ? ?
REASON'S WHY, IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG !- Babes are always kissing you because they think
you'll turn into a prince.
- Flies in your soup are a bonus.
- You're above toads on the food chain.
- Green goes with absolutely everything!
- Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
- Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
- Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on
Geraldo.
- You can scratch hard to reach places with your
tongue.
- You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
- It sure beats being a newt.
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Post by Caressa2 on Feb 20, 2004 2:38:14 GMT -5
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Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 20, 2004 14:05:00 GMT -5
A lovely Princess sees a frog in the woods. On closer inspection, she sees that he also happens to be wearing a tiny crown.
So, being the lovely Princess that she was, she puckered up and bent down to kiss the little frog. The Frog suddenly leaped back, recoiling in horror! "Please, NO! For God's sake, I've been a frog for years! I have a wife and hundreds of kids, and THEY'RE ALL FROGS!"
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Post by SunnyGirl on Feb 21, 2004 14:04:33 GMT -5
What has more lives that a cat? A frog that goes croak every night.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs such liars? Because they are amFIBians.
How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears? They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke? It started to croak up!
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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Post by majestyjo on Aug 29, 2020 11:12:47 GMT -5
Groaners.
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