Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 21, 2004 15:52:21 GMT -5
The blind rabbit and the blind snake
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A rabbit and a snake, both blind from birth, happen to
meet in the forest one day. They get to talking and
the rabbit asks the snake, "Would you mind running
your hands (not knowing what a snake looks like)
over my body and telling me what kind of an animal
I am? I'm too embarrassed to ask my near-sighted
friends because I'm afraid they'll make fun of me."
The snake says, "Okay," and proceeds to wind himself
around the rabbit from one end to the other, then back
again. "Well," the snake says, "You're kind of warm
with real soft fur and you have two very long, fury
ears."
The rabbit thinks about that for a moment and then
exclaims, "W O W! I must be a bunny!" and he hops
around and hops around and starts hopping away.
"Wait!" shouts the snake, "What about me? Come
back here and do the same thing for me!"
The rabbit hops over and with his fury little paws, pats
the snake from one end to the other and then back
again. He sits down without saying a word.
"Well?" asks the snake, "What kind of animal an I?"
"I'm not really sure," says the rabbit. "You're kind of
cold and slimy, and for the life of me, I can't tell your
head from your ass."
The snake thinks and thinks about this, then exclaims,
"W O W! I must be an attorney!"
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A rabbit and a snake, both blind from birth, happen to
meet in the forest one day. They get to talking and
the rabbit asks the snake, "Would you mind running
your hands (not knowing what a snake looks like)
over my body and telling me what kind of an animal
I am? I'm too embarrassed to ask my near-sighted
friends because I'm afraid they'll make fun of me."
The snake says, "Okay," and proceeds to wind himself
around the rabbit from one end to the other, then back
again. "Well," the snake says, "You're kind of warm
with real soft fur and you have two very long, fury
ears."
The rabbit thinks about that for a moment and then
exclaims, "W O W! I must be a bunny!" and he hops
around and hops around and starts hopping away.
"Wait!" shouts the snake, "What about me? Come
back here and do the same thing for me!"
The rabbit hops over and with his fury little paws, pats
the snake from one end to the other and then back
again. He sits down without saying a word.
"Well?" asks the snake, "What kind of animal an I?"
"I'm not really sure," says the rabbit. "You're kind of
cold and slimy, and for the life of me, I can't tell your
head from your ass."
The snake thinks and thinks about this, then exclaims,
"W O W! I must be an attorney!"
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. I will be back looking for Lin and others.