Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 24, 2004 12:09:37 GMT -5
Gold Urinals
......The man came home drunk at four in the morning,
and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying
because she thought he was with another woman.
"No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so
fancy that even the urinals were made of gold."
She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar.
"Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question.
My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar
and I have one question; are your urinals covered in
gold?"
To which she heard the bartender say.....
"Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who p'd in
your saxophone."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.